LOL ! :-)

Bryan came home from the pub late one Friday evening drunk, ashe often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was alreadyasleep.He gave a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he woke up he found astrange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing whiterobe"Who the hell are you?" Demanded Brian, "and what are you doing in mybedroom?".The mysterious Man answered "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter".

Brian was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so muchtolive for, I haven't said goodbye to my family.. you've got to send meback straight away".St Peter replied "Yes you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. Wecan only send you back as a dog or a hen." Brian was devastated, butknowingthere was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as ahen.

A flash of light later he was covered in feathers and clucking aroundpecking the ground. "This ain't so bad" he thought until he felt thisstrange feeling welling up inside him.The farmyard rooster strolled over and said "So you're the new hen,howare you enjoying your first day here?" "It's not so bad" replies Brian,"butI have this strange feeling inside like I'm about to explode". "You'reovulating" explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never laid anegg before". "Never" replies Brian"Well just relax and let it happen"And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg popsout from under his tail.

An immense feeling of relief swept over himand hisemotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for thefirst time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness wasoverwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the bestthing thatever happened to him. ever!!!The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg.

He felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wifeshouting"Brian, wake up you idiot, you're shitting on the bed."